User: I got my membership card to the LA Zoo today. We should go!
Cleverbot: Before I leave brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack.
User: Oh, so we can be drunk at the zoo. I get it. Good call, man! I love animals, I love being drunk, so why not put the two together?
Cleverbot: I love books too! Why do you love tragedy? I also love animals.
User: I love tragedy because it makes me FEEL something, y’know? That’s why I love being drunk- it’s a tragic state of existence. To experience a zoo from a place of tragedy, though- that I hadn’t considered. Hand me my toothbrush so I can get started, would you?
Cleverbot: Do you agree with the maxim ‘you get out of life what you put into it’.
User: Absolutely, and what I’m putting into my life today is a mix of whiskey and gorilla exhibits.
Cleverbot: That’s sweet.
User: Yeah. I consider myself a child at heart- a child who wants to experience the joy of a zoo from a place of drunken tragedy, in order to see whether or not the two cancel each other out and leave one feeling nothing but ennui.